Q. Do you know who I am?
Q. Then why have you summoned me?
A. Because I am disgusted.
Q. Disgusted? With what? With whom?
A. Disgusted with a lot of things, but mostly with myself – and with a certain Internet site that has been the number one stumbling block to my success for just about as long as I can remember.
Q. And what site is that?
A. You know what site it is! Read this!
Five minutes elapse, as the Questioner complies.
Q. But wasn’t that over three months ago?
A. Sure it was. So what?
Q. So why didn’t it solve the problem?
A. Because I was sorely mistaken. Facebook does not require one to know one’s previous password in order to change to a new one. Sadly enough, I was able to log on again by providing verification through my email address or phone number – without having to know my previous password.
Q. Well then, why did you not simply desist from logging on?
A. Because I decided I needed a personal Facebook in order to be active on a certain Facebook group, and to chat with the woman who admins the group, whom I consider to be a dear friend of mine.
Q. Why couldn’t you chat with her on G-Mail? On Skype? Or on Snapchat? Or KIK?
A. I don’t know.
Q. Can’t you just email her?
A. I’ve sent her scores of emails. But she never checks her email.
Q. What about calling her on the phone?
A. She doesn’t have a phone.
Q. Do you mean that she only communicates on Facebook?
A. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that. But she sure only communicates with me on Facebook. It was different when we lived just around the corner from each other. But now we’re 900 miles apart. :(
Q. Are you saying this dear friend of yours forces you to have a Facebook, which you hate, in order to talk to her, whom you love?
A. Something like that.
Q. So how close of a friend is she?
A. That, sir, is a very good question.
The Questioner is silent.
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