Q. Do you know who I am?
A. I have some pretty good ideas. But I can’t say as I’ve figured it out completely, as of yet.
Q. So why have you summoned me?
A. Because it’s Tuesday.
Q. Um — isn’t it — Thursday?
A. Darn. Must have lost a couple days there. I know – it’s unlike me. I’ve just been very distracted of late.
Q. Distracted? By what?
A. What do you think? I’ve got my daughter coming up with her mother on Saturday, I’ve offered her Mom a place to stay here, my daughter’s going to get her own apartment and apply to the University here, I haven’t even seen my daughter since I left Berkeley almost two years ago, haven’t seen my ex in over fifteen years – that right there is enough to distract a guy.
Q. How did this family reunion, so to speak, come about so quickly?
A. I don’t remember. I think it started when I began to want to help people to get out of the San Francisco Bay Area, especially if they were struggling or on the verge of homelessness, and basically nobody took me up on my offers until I made the right offer to the right person.
Q. Your ex?
Q. When was the last time you lived her with her?
A. If I counted right, I believe it was 29 years ago.
Q. Isn’t this a little bit unheard of?
A. It is indeed. That’s what I like about it. ;)
The Questioner is silent.
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