Q. What are you doin’ here?
A. I’m havin’ a great time, man!
Q. You’re kiddin’ me! Really?
Q. What’s goin’ on?
A. I’m doin’ the door for a great jazz duo who just rolled in from San Diego. Guitar & bass, tight harmonies — what a great gig!
Q. You makin’ any money?
A. A little bit. Same as I made last night. Flat twenty dollars for me, all proceeds go to the band.
Q. Who was it last night?
A. Some jazz piano guy. He did “Round Midnight” and “Pure Imagination” — among other nice charts.
Q. What about tomorrow night?
A. You got me. I’d have to look it up.
Q. And the night after that?
A. Andy Pope Live. Check it out:
The Questioner is silent.
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