Hey I wrote this on Sunday night, at the end of a classically bad day during which, at one point, I threatened to leave WordPress out of total annoyance with the new editor, combined with a seeming inability to return to the old editor. I’ve revised my position, though I am just as annoyed. I’ll continue to post as I’m able.
So — I permitted my feelings on Sunday night to result in this tune-up, which turned out to be a positive introspective exercise. Hope you can relate (at least some of the time).
Q. What’s happening now?
Q. Physical pain?
A. No. The other kind of pain.
A. Or emotional. Or spiritual, or existential. You know the pain I mean.
A. Best describes it, yes.
Q. Who can fill that void?
A. You know the answer to that. Only God can feel the void. But God is —
Q. Doesn’t God work through people?
A. That’s part of the problem. There aren’t any people around to work through.
Q. There aren’t?
A. You’re kinda boring tonight, do you know that?
Q. Boring, like — empty?
Q. But isn’t that merely a reflection of your own internal emptiness?
A. I suppose it could be. Boredom, emptiness, loneliness — they’re all kinda connected.
Q. Are you lonely?
A. Right now, yes. Usually, no. It’s because of stuff that happened — bad stuff — stuff I wish I didn’t have to face or process —
Q. And if she were here, you wouldn’t have to?
A. I see what you’re driving at. If she were here, and I were in this mood, she would just become a sounding board. It would dehumanize her. I’d be using her. That would be lousy. You’re right — I’m best off alone. That way I won’t subject anyone to myself.
Q. But doesn’t she love you?
A. I believe she does, yes. But she loves the right things about me. That’s why I love her. Not many people have ever come along that even see those things in me.
Q. So — are you saying — you don’t want her to have to see — the wrong things?
A. Not the wrong things — the bad things. The things that are hard to live with. The things that make it hard for me to live even with my own self. Nobody should ever have to see those things — not even me, really. And yet, because I am me, I am consigned to see them all the time.
Q. Tell me: what do you see when you look in the mirror?
A. Oh come off of it!! You’re starting to sound like a pop psychology guru! I had enough of those cats in the seventies, for crying out loud.
Q. But what do you see when you look in the mirror?
A. I don’t know – let me go look. Brb.
A. I see a guy who could use a shave.
Q. Is that all? Nothing else?
A. Not to speak of. It’s the unshaved look — most glaring.
Q. When was the last time you shaved?
A. Probably the last time I had a razor to shave with.
Q. When was that?
A. Oh, I don’t know. Five days ago, maybe.
Q. When is the next time you’ll have a razor?
A. Probably tomorrow. Razors are on my list.
Q. But why is your unshaven appearance the main thing you see?
A. It’s what’s on my mind, I guess.
Q. Not shaving?
A. Never mind. Some items are easier to hang onto than others. Razors go quickly.
Q. What else goes quickly?
A. Coffee. I rip right through that stuff.
Q. Could you use a cup of coffee?
A. Not anymore. I had a quad espresso earlier, when I finally got it together to figure out the easiest softest way to get caffeine into my system.
Q. When was that?
A. At about five in the afternoon.
Q. You didn’t have a cup of coffee till five in the afternoon?
A. No I didn’t. I also didn’t get a damn thing done all day.
Q. What about after the quad espresso?
A. By that time, I was brain dead. Long story.
Q. So you had a bad day?
A. You could say that, yes.
Q. Isn’t tomorrow another day?
A. Look buddy – how many tomorrows have we got left? It’s not as though we can afford to have too many more bad days. Every day is precious – the times are evil — we need to redeem the time —
Q. Why are you carrying the weight of the world on the shoulders?
A. Who else is going to do it? Atlas?
Q. Well there must many others who are equally concerned with —
A. Yeah – and you know who they are, don’t you?
Q. Not — exactly —
A. They’re a secret organization of cats from another dimension. Somehow they have successfully infiltrated the earth with an organized plan to save the planet. Only a select few of us even know they exist. They have taken great measures to conceal their identity, even from the Internet —
Q. Woah! Aren’t you sounding like a conspiracy theorist?
A. No! I’ve actually met these guys! And they swore me to secrecy, and —
Q. Are you on the level?
A. Why would I not be on the level?
Q. If the things you’re saying are so outlandish, how can you expect others to believe you?
A. That’s why I don’t usually talk about them. People will only think I’m insane.
Q. Are you insane?
A. Maybe more so on days like today than on other days. You see, if she were here, I wouldn’t be so alone, and my thoughts would not take me off into those strange conspiratorial dimensions.
Q. She would ground you?
A. I don’t know about that. But she would take my attention away from darker matters.
Q. Is she a lighter matter?
A. I believe so, yes. She understands me. Most people don’t. How can I not love her?
Q. So you love her because she loves you?
Q. Do you love just anybody who loves you?
A. Who else loves me? She’s the only one who loves me. She’s the only one who even understands me.
Q. How do you know this?
A. I can tell.
Q. Has she ever told you she loves you?
A. No. But I can still tell.
Q. Then why don’t you let her in?
A. I don’t know. It seems — wrong. She will eventually see the bad stuff in me. And it will burst her bubble. And I will feel bad. And it would be better not to take that risk.
Q. What about God?
A. What about Him?
Q. Maybe only Christ can fill that void – you know?
A. I know. I’m supposed to love Him because He first loved me.
Q. Then what’s keeping you?
A. A couple things, actually.
A. First off, what is love?
Q. How can you ask that question?
A. Why shouldn’t I?
Q. Haven’t you already implied that you know what love is, since you know that she loves you?
A. That leads to the second thing.
Q. What’s that?
A. Who is she?
The Questioner is silent.
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